The Obama Stimulus Package Song!

(Sung to the tune of Janice Joplin's: O Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz)

By Scott and Dave

OBama, won’t you pay off my mortgage for me?
My payments have risen; they want to take my home.
I lied about my income, but they still made me the loan.
So OBama won't you pay off my mortgage for me?

OBama, won’t you buy me a HD TV ?
The airwaves are digital, now static’s all I see.
I can’t miss the next thing you offer us for free,
So Obama, won’t you buy me a HD TV ?

OBama, won’t you buy me a hybrid SUV?
My car is a junker.  Its rusting out on me.
We all know autos must be green and gasoline free,
OBama, won’t you buy me a hybrid SUV?

Everybody!
OBama, won’t you pay off my mortgage for me?
My payments have risen; they want to take my home.
I lied about my income, but they still made me the loan.
So OBama won't you pay off my mortgage for me?