
Amway / Quixtar's Finest Fake News Source Sep 10, 2005
Amway Distributors' "Work Sucks" Campaign Moves Overseas To Germany
Germany (APP) - In the continual Americanization of Europe, U.S. Amway lines of sponsorship have moved their job hating campaign to the European content.
"Arbeit ist Scheiße" Poster	Amway Lines of Sponsorships, known to teach their downlines to "flush that stinking job" in the United States, have started bad mouthing jobs in Germany with the new "Arbeit ist Scheiße" campaign. The campaign is taking hold because Germany's stubbornly high unemployment rate shows no sign of falling. Amway is now being promoted as a way to put the unemployed in business for themselves.
"Arbeit ist Scheiße" T-shirt	Amway distributors demonize, J.O.B.s and the those having them are said to be "JUST OVER BROKE". With a successful Amway distributorship one is said to be able to earn up to $250,000 per year in just 12-18 months for just 8-12 hours per week of part time effort. That of course is better than any normal job. The new job hating initiative includes posters and T-shirts to get the word out that Amway is a better alternative to working. "Amway is about residual income and not about work", noted one German diamond distributor. Distributors in Germany are being taught to dream of the day when they can shoot their alarm clock and tell their boss to take their job and shove it.
Freedom....Flush that stinking job! Flush that stinking job video!	The program is showing positive results as Amway Gmbh reported a 7% growth in sales between 2003 and 2004. At business conferences in the United States and abroad Amway distributors stand and rally around their battle cry chant "aaaaaaaaaah uhh, uhh Freedom! Flush that stinking job" as shown here in this picture.
	Amway's Crown Ambassador distributor, Dexter Yager, compares employees to modern day slaves and explains how slaves became employees.