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    Amway / Quixtar's Finest Fake News Source           Jan 1, 2006

Amway Billionaire heir asks
"Buddy can you spare a dime?"

Michigan (APP) - Dick DeVos, son of billionaire Amway Co-founder hit the streets today to raise money for his gubernatorial campaign in Michigan.  It seems Dick has fallen on hard times and can't rely on Dad's money to finance his campaign so he is asking the public for help. 

Do you have time to contribute to the billionaire heir for Governor campaign? Campaign volunteers are needed in the Lansing office. Please call Katie Lawrence, Volunteer Coordinator, at (517) 203-9265 to find out how you can help.

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Dick Writes.  "We face a tremendous challenge in this election from the governor and entrenched special interests in Lansing. My opponent broke all spending records when she ran in her last campaign and is sure to do so again. As December comes to a close, help us to reach our goal of 2,500 contributions by the end of the year by sending 5, 10, or 20 dollars or whatever contribution you can make up to $3,400. Contributions are rolling in and with your support we will come out on top!"

The Michigan Republican Party also reported the "Billionaire benefit bake sale" was a great success. 
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