NIAGRA®: THE PRODUCT

The new Niagra® water treatment system is unsurpassed at cleaning and cleansing the water you and your family drink. This premium water treatment system gives your family sparkling, crystal clear water that you could expect from the world's finest springs, removing the fluoridation of public water supplies.

 

NIAGRA®: THE ADVANTAGE

Amway corporate researchers recently made a revolutionary discovery. They discovered a new contaminant in normal household tap water. It is called the Negativity® molecule, since it attracts negatively charged particles.  The Negativity® molecule has been found to combine with the negatively charged fluoridation in public water supplies.   This combination causes a toxic build up in the body over time.   Traditional water filtration systems never removed the fluoridation, or the Negativity® molecule.

 

Now there is the premium Niagra® water treatment system to solve this problem.

The Negativity® molecule is the leading contributor to odorous water.    The toxic combination of the fluoridation and Negativity®  molecule is the leading cause of "stinking thinking". Long term ingestion of this toxic mixture can lead eventually to chronic rational thought. This can cause distributors to lose the desire to Show The Plan, thus lowering personal business volume and contributing to ED (economic dysfunction).

NIAGRA®: THE TESTIMONIAL
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"Water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water.

And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous liberal communist plot we have ever had to face?

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream. Children's ice cream! You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty six. Nineteen forty six, How does that coincide with your postwar commie liberal bed wetting conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice.

That's the way your hard core liberal commie democrat works. When did I first develop this theory? Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it during the physical act of love. Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence I can assure you it has not recurred. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence. I use the new Niagra® water filtration system to remove this liberal commi plot - fluoridation."

General Jack D. Ripper IBO #4666
Base Commander
BURPELSON AIR FORCE BASE

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