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    Amway / Quixtar's Finest Fake News Source           March 10,  2006

Non-Caucasians three times likely to be
Quixtar Diamonds than Caucasians

Ada, Michigan (APP) - Quixtar reported today that non-Caucasians are three time more likely to become a Quixtar Diamond distributor than their Caucasian counterparts.   The announcement was made today after a study of Quixtar's latest diamond distributors from 2005 - 2006.  The management of Quixtar is alarmed by this ever increasing trend since whites make up 80.7% of the US population.  

A study of Amway, Quixtar's previous name, for 1995 - 1996 showed a completely opposite situation.  Of the forty diamonds reported in the Amway "Amagram" only 25% were non-Caucasian.  At that time Caucasians were three times more likely to be a diamond than minorities. 

The question is can Quixtar continue to grow when they can only exploit immigrants and residents of third world Caribbean countries?

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