During these times of trouble and turmoil, nothing sedates a soul or stifles common sense quite like words of wisdom from Insider. In order to preserve his legacy and allow 24-hour a day access to the wit and wisdom of the Sage of our generation, Specialman has developed The Random Insider Statement Generator. Click the button as often as you need to satisfy the "inner wuss" in you.

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