Humor - Amway Quixtar style

	IBOA Endorses "Dexter's Dream Drops" featured in the hit movie "Matrix" Get the Story!
	If you’ve ever felt there was something holding you back from being DIAMOND, ruining your plans and stopping you from being rich beyond your wildest dreams, you were right. DIAMONDNETICS the modern science of Quixtology Learn more!
	Couple's Amway story didn't 'wash' Cabbie didn't believe fugitives were Amway Get the Story!
	Amway Quixtar distributors instructed not to prospect concession stand employees Get the Story!
	Major book store chain ousts Amway Quixtar distributors Get the Story!
	IRS Chief Reports Amway Quixtar Businesses Drain US Treasury Get the story!
	Exclusive Fictional Interview Series with Fomer Amway Executive Dick DeVos Candidate for Governor of Michigan Get the story!
	Quixtar Exec. axed for missing $100 Billion sales goal. Quixtar distribution center running at idle speed. Get the story!
	Church Announces Wine Replacement Communion-Grape Xtracting Sins drink substituted at communions throughout the world. Get the story!
	Quixtar using subliminal messaging in XS drink name and logo? Get the story!
	Amway distributor won't sleep until he is Diamond. Man hasn't slept in 15 years. Get the story!
	The modern day pirate's luxury resort
	Quixtar's new boss abolishes "2 to 5 year plan" and announces "3 to 6 year plan". Get the story!
	Get your colorful "Quixtar tools for sale on E-bay" decorative collage for you computer desktop here. 1024x768 format. (385K .jpg format) (Right mouse click on link and "save target as...")
	Howie Danzik Fakes Being Married to sister Susan. Danzik confesses long time scheme and proclaims he was single going Diamond in his "Profile of Success".
	Amway Foil Deflector Beanie An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating "Stinkin' Thinkin'"
	Crown Ambassador Bill Britt dispels rumors that he is retired.
	DEA Issues Warning About New MLM marketed Designer Drug "Double X-XS-C"
	The Amway Bible codes decoded by Amway Parody Press.
	The official Girls of AmQuix Pin Up Calendar The Ex-Wives Diamond Edition
	This man shocks the multi-level-marketing world and announces ability to comfortably retire at 55 with a second home after 28 years at a JOB Get the story!
	Quixtar sock monkeys throw going away party for Ronald McDonald.
	Quixtar spends millions to change their Google ranking from #1 to #25. PRICELESS
	Amway Parody Press and Ama-Zombie.com presents: How I got *Rich*: Succeeding with Amway while everybody else loses money
	Quixtar employs sock monkeys in web search engine spamming initiative.
	Bo Short stars in the "Quixorcist" Movie review
	The Borg Partners with Quixtar
	Former Iraqi Information Minister lands job with Amway!
	The first Multi-million dollar business is cloned!
	Grant Hill was Brainwashed by Amway!
	Ama-Wars - Darth Yager and the Ampire are after the Rebel Websites
	Russia gets in the Amway Business
	Ama-Zombie Observations - Amway zombies roam the earth! What makes 'em tick!
	President Clinton proposes plan to bail out Amway Japan
	President Clinton becomes Amway Distributor!
	Sidney Schwartz - AUS Author Placed Under Demonic Spell by Procter & Gamble!
	The Quix-Star Belly Sneetches - by Dr. Zeuss
	A Day With Amway's Crack Legal Team from AUS
	It is tax time again and ED is at epodemc proportions in Amway Quixtar. 99% of IBOs have economic dysfunction. How to solve IBOs economic dysfunction? Get the Niagra business advantage.
	I lied about making $80,000 working from home ... And so can you!!

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