Humor - Amway Quixtar style

	Spinsider's Mighty Random Response Generator Get the right response from Quixtar's self appointed expert! Hosted here in the interest of free speech
	Amway Diamond Dave Bradley gets his name added to official Legendary Soccer Team's history book.
	From Shoplifting Suits at Nordstrom to Shopping On-line with Quixtar World Wide Dreambuilders Profiles Diamond Distributor Samir Attalah
	"That pimp is Quixtar" youtube.com video
	Birth of a candidate: Dickenstein! youtube.com video
	Too much XS! youtube.com video
	Dick DeVos as "Secret Amway Man".
	Don't vote for Dick DeVos because he was president of Amway youtube.com video
	Amway Neighbor youtube.com video.
	DeVos campaign to fight Michigan's negativity with hope and motivation Get the Story!
	DeVos campaign proposes corporate advertising on Michigan license plates to replace revenue from SBT.
	IBOAI to volunteer Web Reputation task force resources to combat the thousands of Negative Web Sites about Mother Teresa Get the Story!
	Larry Winter's Tax Tips for Quixtar IBOs. "How I stayed debt free from 1997 - 2004"!
	Quixtar Tools for Sale on E-bay Funny Video (4 meg)
	On the Raod with Dick DeVos "I told them my number one job was to make sure they had a spot reserved in Amway/Quixtar when they got out of school" Get the Story!
	Amway considers name change to "Asway" since majority of sales are in Asia. Get the Story!
	Amway testing Magnetic Fuel Treatment in Amway T-9300 Indy Racer Get the Story!
	IBOAI to review Web sites critical of Amway/Quixtar for accuracy Get the Story
	Dick DeVos campaign video...from the other side that is. To the tune from the Sanborn Singers "What is this thing called Amway"!
	Been to a Multi-Level-Marketing meeting lately? Hilarious video!
	IBOA recommends bringing out old pin level of "Cookware Crown" to fire up sales. Get the Story
	On the Raod with Dick DeVos "Michigan Needs Hope and its in our Family's Soap!" Get the Story
	Amway forgets to list Crown Ambassador in 1982 Annual report. Mistake discovered after 24 years. Get the story!
	Quixtar Critic Takes Stand Against Rumors Wants to Debunk "Cookware Crown" Rumor Help critic debunk this rumor!
	Dr. Teeth and the Elecric Mayham debute at Amway/Quixtar conventions with "Money" song! Get the Story and listen to the song!
	Minorities three times more likely to achieve Quixtar Diamond than their caucasian counterparts. Statistics reversed in 10 year span. Get the Story!
	Casey combden, certified master hypnotist can help you increase your motivational tape and seminar ticket sales! Get the Story!
	Barnes & Noble speaks about problems with Quixtar distributors in their retail stores. Get the Story!
	A Phenomenal Journey for Bill & Peggy Britt … A Visit to the Holy Land See their travel log!
	Casey Combden starts "Life Liberating Conversations" for $120 a pop. Get the Story
	Billion-Heir asks "Hey Buddy can you spare a dime for my campaign?" Get the Story
	Sexy Fashion Model Launches Retail Web Site That Offers Over 3 million products including XS energy drink Get the Story!
	Amway Diamond, Dave Bradley, and supposed member of the legenday English soccer team Manchester United upset about missing profile in team's history books. Get the Story!
	Dear Abby debuts on Amway Parody Press Read Abby!
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	Quixtar's Director of Misinformation Announces Quixtar's 2005 results. Get the Story!
	Baghdad Bob turns to motivational speaking. Newest hit at Amway/Quixtar conventions. Get the Story!
	Robert Kiyosaki throws in the towel as a Amway/Quixtar distributor. John Maxwell replaces him on speaker circuit. Get the Story!
	Dick DeVos: The solution to Michigan's economic woes is the Amway/Quixtar Plan Get the Story!
	Delphi wants to use mirror of Quixtar's compensation plan to save costs. Get the Story!
	Amway Distributors' "Work Sucks" Campaign Moves To Germany Get the Story!
	Attention WWDB Quixtar IBOs there is a "Blue Light Special" on Free Enterprise Day Tickets in isle 9! Get the Story!
	Distributors Protest on Labor Day IBOs Want Living Wage Commissions Get the Story!
	Starting a Quixtar "Qbay" Business Ever wonder how you can do your 150 PV points with Quixtar, to support your team goals and not feel like a loser yet not drown in After-Eight Coffee^TM, LOC^TM, SA8^TMlaundry detergent, or Double X^TMvitamins? Learn more!
	The Kentucky Cabbie's Guide To Identifying Amway Distributors Every had a total stranger start talking to you about ways to make extra money? Well if so, you have no doubt been prospected by an Amway/Quixtar distributor! Learn more!
	92 - 97% of Amway distributors have quit after 5 years in the biz. Get the Story!
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