Amway Quixtar Humor and Satire

The Lighter Side of Amway/Quixtar with Humor and Satire

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dave,bradley_sm.jpg (6892 bytes) Amway Diamond Dave Bradley gets his name added to official Legendary Soccer Team's history book.
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From Shoplifting Suits at Nordstrom to Shopping On-line with Quixtar

World Wide Dreambuilders Profiles Diamond Distributor Samir Attalah

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secret_amway_man.jpg (11812 bytes) Dick DeVos as "Secret Amway Man".
puppy_stomp.jpg (15392 bytes) Don't vote for Dick DeVos because he was president of Amway video

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DeVos campaign to fight Michigan's negativity with hope and motivation

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DeVos campaign proposes corporate advertising on Michigan license plates to replace revenue from SBT.


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IBOAI to volunteer Web Reputation task force resources to combat the thousands of Negative Web Sites about Mother Teresa

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Larry Winter's Tax Tips for Quixtar IBOs.

"How I stayed debt free from 1997 - 2004"!

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Funny Video  (4 meg)

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On the Road with Dick DeVos

"I told them my number one job was to make sure they had a spot reserved in Amway/Quixtar when they got out of school" 

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Amway considers name change to "Asway" since majority of sales are in Asia.

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Amway testing Magnetic Fuel Treatment in Amway T-9300 Indy Racer

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IBOAI to review Web sites critical of Amway/Quixtar for accuracy

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dick_video.jpg (8091 bytes) Dick DeVos campaign video...from the other side that is.

To the tune from the Sanborn Singers
"What is this thing called Amway"!


american_dream_system.jpg (5939 bytes) Been to a Multi-Level-Marketing meeting lately?

Hilarious video!

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IBOA recommends bringing out old pin level of "Cookware Crown"  to fire up sales.

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On the Road with Dick DeVos

"Michigan Needs Hope and its in
our Family's Soap!" 

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Amway forgets to list Crown Ambassador in 1982 Annual report.  Mistake discovered after 24 years.


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Quixtar Critic Takes Stand Against Rumors
Wants to Debunk "Cookware Crown" Rumor

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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayham debut at Amway/Quixtar conventions with "Money" song!

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Minorities three times more likely to achieve Quixtar Diamond than their Caucasian counterparts.  Statistics reversed in 10 year span.

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Casey Combden, certified master hypnotist can help you increase your motivational tape and seminar ticket sales!

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Barnes & Noble speaks about problems with Quixtar distributors in their retail stores.

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A Phenomenal Journey for Bill & Peggy Britt …
A Visit to the Holy Land

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Casey Combden starts "Life Liberating Conversations" for $120 a pop.

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Billion-Heir asks "Hey Buddy can you spare a dime for my campaign?"

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Sexy Fashion Model Launches Retail Web Site That Offers Over 3 million products including XS energy drink

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Amway Diamond, Dave Bradley, and supposed member of the legendary English soccer team Manchester United upset about missing profile in team's history books. 


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abby_masthead_thmb.gif (15229 bytes) Dear Abby debuts on Amway Parody Press


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Quixtar's Director of Misinformation Announces Quixtar's 2005 results.

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Baghdad Bob turns to motivational speaking. Newest hit at Amway/Quixtar conventions.


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Robert Kiyosaki throws in the towel as a Amway/Quixtar distributor.  John Maxwell replaces him on speaker circuit.


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Dick DeVos:  The solution to Michigan's economic woes is the Amway/Quixtar Plan
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Delphi wants to use mirror of Quixtar's compensation plan to save costs.

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Amway Distributors' "Work Sucks" Campaign Moves To Germany

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Attention WWDB Quixtar IBOs there is a "Blue Light Special" on Free Enterprise Day Tickets in isle 9!

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Distributors Protest on Labor Day
IBOs Want Living Wage Commissions

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Starting a Quixtar "Qbay" Business

Ever wonder how you can do your 150 PV points with Quixtar, to support your team goals and not feel like a loser yet not drown in After-Eight CoffeeTM, LOCTM , SA8TM laundry detergent, or Double XTM vitamins?

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The Kentucky Cabbie's Guide
To Identifying Amway Distributors

Every had a total stranger start talking to you about ways to make extra money?   Well if so, you have no doubt been prospected by an Amway/Quixtar distributor! 

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92 - 97% of Amway distributors have quit after 5 years in the biz.

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