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    Amway / Quixtar's Finest Fake News Source           March 24, 2006

Amway forgets to recognize Crown Ambassador
Ebarrassing mistake uncovered after 24 years

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 Ada, Michigan (APP) - In an embarrassing mistake, Quixtar (formerly Amway) announced that Crown Ambassador Jody Victor was forgotten in the 1982 Amway Annual report, in which the eleven US and the two European Crown Ambassador's were featured.  These thriteen distributor's achieved Crown Ambassador status between 1977 and 1982.

Despite the fact that Mr. Victor postponed his honeymoon to go "Crown Ambassador" in 1981, Amway still forgot to feature him as an esteemed Crown Ambassador one year later in the 1982 Crown Ambassador Hall of fame in the Amway Annual report issued in January of 1983. 

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IBOA aclaimed
Crown Ambassador
Jody Victor

 Fortunately for Mr. Victor, his achievement has not been forgotten by the IBOA (formerly know as the Amway distributor's Association).   The IBOA recalls Mr. Victor's dedication to the business by postponing his honeymoon to go "Crown Ambassador" during the years   (2002 2003  2004 2005   2006) on the IBOAI website.   Mr. Victor's Crown Ambassador achievement was also not forgotten on Don Storms EDDINFO.com website.    

Amway certainly owes a belated apology to Mr. Victor for forgetting to recognize him on his achievement.   Let's hope Amway/Quixtar admits their mistake and makes a public apology.

Amway Parody Press would like to celibrate Mr. Victor's achievement of Crown Ambassador.   Any site visitors having a copy of the Amagram featuring him as a Crown Ambassador are encouraged to send in a scan for positng.


1982 Annual Report - Issued January 1983
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