|Amway / Quixtar's Finest Fake News Source March 11, 2005|
Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem
|(APP) - Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayham
have come out of retirement and are hitting the Amway/Quixtar convention circuit as the
newest hit musical group. The "Electric Mayham" is slowly replacing the
Goads as the musicians of choice by Amway/Quixtar lines of sponsorship
Dr. Teeth has taken the lime light with his new hit "money" . IBOA diamonds note Dr. Teeth's popularity is enhanced by his golden tooth which reminds IBOs of Dexter Yager's golden jewelry.
||Text of the popular
"money" Quixtar song
don't want no lovin'
don't want no kissin'
don't want no gal to call me honey
my name in the hall of fame
give me that all mighty dollar for that lettuce every hollar
I want that green amunition that's the stuff for which I'm
I wanna get me a suit
I've got that monetary eye that's being like King Midas
give me that old double eagle
I'm a greenback collector
Pour that filthy looter on me
and if they ever plant trees of E Plurbus Unum