Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem newest musical star at Quixtar conventions


Amway / Quixtar's Finest Fake News Source March 11, 2005
Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem newest musical star at Quixtar conventions
(APP) - Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayham have come out of retirement and are hitting the Amway/Quixtar convention circuit as the newest hit musical group. The "Electric Mayham" is slowly replacing the Goads as the musicians of choice by Amway/Quixtar lines of sponsorship Dr. Teeth has taken the lime light with his new hit "money" . IBOA diamonds note Dr. Teeth's popularity is enhanced by his golden tooth which reminds IBOs of Dexter Yager's golden jewelry.
	Text of the popular "money" Quixtar song don't want no lovin' don't want no kissin' don't want no gal to call me honey don't want my name in the hall of fame just want a big fat pile of money give me that all mighty dollar for that lettuce every hollar give me bucket full of duckets let me walk around and waller in Mazuma el donaro, wanna be a millionairo give me money money money money money money I want that green amunition that's the stuff for which I'm wishing fill my closets with deposits I'm a demon at addition give me shackels, give me pesos, let me see their smiling faceos money money money money money money I wanna get me a suit that's made out of loot and whistle to wear it in green I've got that monetary eye that's being like King Midas want that golden touch is what I need give me that old double eagle 'want that tender that is legal and financially substantially any sum I can envegel I want to live in regal splendor with that lovin' legal tender money money money money money money I'm a greenback collector I'm a paper bill inspector I'm a savage for that cabage man to me it's golden necter Pour that filthy looter on me spread those lovin' germs upon me money money money money money money and if they ever plant trees of E Plurbus Unum I wana be the guy sent out to prune 'em oh money!