Dick DeVos Goes Back to Amway Roots.
Fights Michigan's Stinkn' Thinkn' with Hope.
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| Amway / Quixtar's Finest Fake News Source August 21, 2006 | |
Dick DeVos Goes Back to Amway Roots.
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| Ada, Michigan (APP) - Former Amway president and candidate for Governor of Michigan, Dick DeVos, announced today his plan to combat Michigan's chronic case of stinkn' thinkn', otherwise known as "negativity" in non Amway circles. DeVos let it be known in a Detroit News article that the mood of the Michigan public is negative, and the Michigan economy is negative. | |
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DeVos's plan uses Amway's time proven plan of hope via soap nourished with huge doses of motivational tapes and motivational seminars. "We've been using excess motivation at Amway for years to keep those money losing distributor's buying our products", noted DeVos. "I know what I am talking about when it comes to correcting stinkn' thinkn' with motivational materials." |
| The DeVos campaign is reproducing and mailing to all eligible voters such classic Amway motivational tapes such as "we can, we will, and we must" by his father, Rich DeVos. Also, the classic tape by Rich DeVos "selling America" will be re-edited to "selling Michigan". On the theme of Michigan, the tape "10 points that make Amway special" will be changed to "10 points that make Michigan special". Not to be forgotten is the Amway tape "The success system that never fails", or the "four winds" tape. DeVos also noted that Michigan residents can load up on lots of low priced motivational materials on Ebay. Amway/Quixtar motivational items can be seen in this video. | |
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