| Amway / Quixtar's Finest Fake News Source April 28, 2005 | |
| "I
told them my number one job was to make sure they had a spot reserved in Amway/Quixtar
when they got out of school"
Among the numerous stops today, the most energizing was the stop at Jackson High School where I met a wonderful woman named Ms. Pitts and the Black History Tour Group. Not only did they sing powerfully, but they carry an important message to Michigan and the nation. In their 12 years of performing, they have reminded all of us of the tragedy of racism, the pride we can all feel for our heritage, and that hope remains for all people in America. It couldn't have been more inspiring and encouraging. My voice joins theirs in calling for a brighter day tomorrow for all of us. While times remain difficult in Michigan, HOPE in our family's soap remains and I assure them, and all of you, that I will keep fighting to keep that hope in our soap! When I told them my number one job was to make sure they had a spot reserved for them in the Amway/Quixtar business when they got out of school, they broke into spontaneous applause. Together we can make change happen! For those people in school, we will take their names and hold their place in line as we build the pyramid below them. When they decide to get in the business they will already have a leg built for them. We cannot rely on jobs to help our young people. We must give them the hope in my family's soap. Jobs are for losers. My family's soap business has helped millions achieve financial success. We do not need more jobs, we need more hope filed independent business owners powered by Amway/Quixtar! To help convince your young people that jobs are for losers we are inviting some of Amway/Quixtar's most successful people to speak to the high school and college students. Bill Britt and Dexter Yager will go on the speaking circuit to convince high school and college students they are wasting their time studying for a career. You can be an Amway/Quixtar distributor and make millions without wasting your time going to school.
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All you guys with degrees in
here how many engineers to I have in here? Engineer Degrees? Okay all the engineers
degrees stand up. All that are broke sit down. That's all of them. No offense meant you
meant well. That's a bad deal to go to college to figure out what you don't want to do.
How many government workers and school teachers we have in here all of them stand up. Okay
all of them that are broke sit down, see if anyone is still standing. Maybe a liar or two
in here somewhere lets see." "What about a dentist down in the mouth? How would you like to play in spit the rest of your life? How would you like to get on your toes and play in spit. You know the last time I went to my dentist it looked like he was going to Mars. He had on masks, and gloves and covers and everything. That's right I'm glad I'm not a dentist no offense meant..." |
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