Britt not retired

Ada, MI (Amway Parody Press)
In an official press conference with APP, Amway/Quixtar Crown Ambassador announced that he really was not retired.

The press release was intended to help dispel persistent rumors that Mr. Britt had retired. Mr. Britt suspects the source of the rumors was Triple Diamond Ron Puryear from World Wide Dream Builders (WWDB) in a Amvox message he sent just about one year ago announcing Britt's retirement.

Ron Puryear still working

Triple diamond Puryear was asked about the circumstances of the Amvox announcement. He said that in light of court documented separation with Peggy and the two strange 911 emergency calls for "domestic dispute" in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida made by real estate agent Phyllis Frankel, WWDB was less than happy in having him associated with our business. It would have been an embarrassment for WWDB to continue to have a relationship with Britt for integrity reasons. Remember integrity is everything in this business.

Crown Yager still working

Britt noted that Amway/Quixtar diamonds and emeralds probably will never retire. If they actually retired then their businesses would crumble due to the 50% drop out rate in the business. "Look at Dexter Yager, he still hasn't retired even after his heart attacks."

Crown Britt still working

"What about Puryear and all the WWDB diamonds? None of them have retired either. They are working the biz as hard as ever."

"Most of us can't retire anyway. In order to motivate our downlines to do this business we have acquired all sorts of expensive possessions, which cost a lot of money to maintain. Look at me. I have an airplane, numerous cars, a house at the beach, a house in North Carolina."

"And, I still have not been able to stop looking for easy money with investment schemes. We are blessed that Peggy got that injunction from stopping me from dumping the $50 million in that off shore investment scheme."