A Day With Amway's Crack Legal Team
(A satire. Duh.)

Welcome to...

Otherwise known as
Mohr, Larry & Curly

"The boss sez there's lotsa fires to  put out, boys! Let's get movin'!"

With so many lawsuits being  filed, it's tough to decide  which way to go first!

The boys decide to go hunting for  "rogue" web sites. Hope they don't  shoot themselves in the feet again!

"Hey knucklhead, hold still while I practice applyin' this gag order!"

The boys know that getting the truth from an Amway attorney should be  like pulling teeth!

"Hey Mohr! Hey Larry! I'm  trapped by my own  prevareekashiuns again!  Get me outta' here!"

Time to try and sell the public some  more Amway snake oil. Hey, let's  write a press release!

"Illegal tools business? What illegal tools business? You seen any illegal tools business around here, Jethro?"