Most
Ama-zombie tapes and motivational seminars as well as the WEB sites have neglected to
provide an explanation as to how Amway/Quixtar distributors become reanimated and attack
living humans with stories of success and desires to "Show The Plan". The LWL
WEB site has made some effort at explaining this event. This page contains a further
discussion on this issue. I have outlined the known Ama-zombie traits and biological
characteristics. I will also attempt to provide a realistic explanation for the
reanimation, although coming up with a conclusive explanation may be impossible.
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Ama-zombies
marching back to the hotel from a quarterly, $175
motivational seminar that lasted until the wee hours of the morning
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Known
Behavioral Characteristics
Ama-zombies primarily crave Amway motivational tapes and seminars.
Ama-zombies
rushing for the release of the latest $6 "tape of the week"
Ama-zombies have also been known to consume non-Amway branded goods when their UPS
delivery doesn't arrive. Ama-zombies know their UPS driver by name.
- Ama-zombies will prospect anyone, at any time, in anyplace; even in the office at their
JOBS.
A new prospect
who has never heard of Amway is chased
By dream filled, crazed Ama-zombies in an elevator.
Ama-zombies appear to be able to discern the difference between another Ama-zombie and
living human (a non-distributor) based on sight only.
- Ama-zombies will not attack each other outright, although they have been known to
quarrel over prospects. Core Ama-zombies will conspire to steal strong downlines from
their own personally sponsored victims. This is akin to animals, which eat their own
young.
Ama-zombies
divide up a forced-out, personally
Sponsored victims's business
Ama-zombies frequent places where they are familiar from their previous lives like
airports, malls, bookstores, churches, and fast food restaurants to hunt for living humans
(prospects).
- Unlike Vampires, Ama-zombies thrive and multiply in Churches. A whole Church can be
quickly infected with the presence of just one respected Ama-zombie.
- Ama-zombies' courage increases over time. After 10-20 tapes, a few videos and one
motivational seminar, a newborn Ama-zombie can overpower the average human who is not
informed about how to resist their lies, myths, fibs and rumors.
The source of
their courage, and energy.
$250 worth of food for Ama-zombies
A small panty by their standards
- Ama-zombies are initially quite weak. After many motivational tapes and seminars, they
can resist all rational and logical debate, as well as facts. They can easily
defend themselves by spewing the same rumors, lies, falsehoods, baseless retorts, which
their upline told them.
An Ama-zombie
backed into a corner by rational and logical debate
is ready to lash back with rumors and standard baseless Amway retorts
This Ama-zombie
is going to spout how:
Bill Gates has $230 Million invested in Quixtar , ah
Amway has created more millionaires than any business, ah
Quixtar will go from zero to $100 billion in sales the first year , ah
You can save 30% buying commodities from Amway, ah
How you can retire in 2-5 years ,ah
He knows lots of successful people. (who are actually reporting losses on their taxes)
And many other unsubstantiated Amway "factoids"
At dawn and during the afternoon, humans (non-distributors) can run in amongst
them without much danger, as they are too tired from their all-night "night owl"
meetings.
Ama-zombies on a
"Night Owl", heading for
Coffee and waffles at the Huddle House
Ama-zombies easily confuse their children's names with those of their numerous
babysitters (surrogate teenage parents).
Mommy & Daddy
leave the kids with a teenage surrogate parent
Before taking off for their numerous Amway/Quixtar functions
Ama-zombies are also capable of
tearing apart a family with apparent ease. In several cases, the Ama-zombie was strong
enough to dump his/her spouse because the spouse had immunity to the Amobt virus.
A nervous wife
fleeing from her Ama-zomboid husband
Ama-zombies retain some knowledge, and memories, of friends and family from past lives
before Amway, but this fades with time.
- An Ama-zombie will rise within a few hours to days after a weekend motivational seminar
to "Show the Plan" unless the brain is reactivated.
Ama-zombie being
thrown out after "showing the plan"
And saying "but Quixtar is not Amway"
Male Ama-zombies can be recognized by the characteristic dark suit and red tie they wear
at night when no else does. A mutation of the Ama-zombie has been found to be harboring
the Quick Star virus. The Quixzombie mutation has been reported to be showing the plan in
casual attire.
All dressed up
but no one to "Show the Plan" to
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Ama-Zombie
Physiology
The next step is to analyze in
more detail the aspects of their physiology. This information can be determined based on
observation.
- An Ama-zombie must have the brain damaged, and a JOB in order to support the constant
and 99% certain business losses of his distributorship run according to the AMO Zomboid
Business System.
- The reanimation into an Ama-zombie only seems to affect humans who have little business
and economic knowledge. They must also easily ignore facts and rational thought.
- The bodies of Ama-zombies remain animated for a period of up to 10 years, or until
constant business losses threaten their financial lives.
- The normal decay process is drastically slowed down or inhibited by personal use of
Nature Shower Lotion, Satinique Shampoo, and Glister toothpaste. Their wretched stench of
bodily decay can be easily covered up with the Amway distributed Sweet Shot breath
spray. Ama-zombies constantly use this product in public to avoid detection.
Excellently
preserved Ama-zombies on the way
Home from a house meeting after showing the plan
Fluid levels within the organism appear to be maintained; otherwise the animated corpse
would simply dry up and be unable to function. Yet we never see an Ama-zombie drinking
anything but Amway distributed Active 8 drink mix.
- An Ama-zombie does not require food for sustenance. Tapes, inspirational books,
motivational seminars, and the Sweet Shot breath spray are all it needs. An Ama-zombie,
even with all its internal organs removed, will continue to "Show The Plan".
- An Ama-zombie can also function without the normal amount of sleep. He can stay up all
night at a night owl, drive home half asleep and still make it to his JOB in the morning,
without killing anyone in the process.
Shown here is a
typical Ama-zombie bite.
Amway SA-8 detergent will easily remove this blood stain
- A serious Ama-zombie bite may cause temporary delusion, and at least some financial
losses in a normal human.
Ama-zombies who over time developed a natural immunity to the virus and resorted back to
rational and logical thought of a normal human existence are commonly referred to as
"losers", and "quitters".
- It is not uncommon for Ama-Zombies to lapse in and out of being an Ama-zombie. Case
studies show how former Ama-zombies reverted to being a "loser", and then over a
period of time were re-afflicted with Ama-zombieism. Data from Ama-zombies themselves,
suggest this to be 30% of all the newly diagnosed Ama-zombieism cases. Doctors believe the
cause for this problem resides in the brain.
- MRI brain scans of Ama-zombies reveal that a "tape worm"
like organism develops in the left side of the brain, over powering all left side
functions including rational and logical thought.
MR image of three
"tape worms" infecting an
Ama-zombie's left brain functions
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Explanation
for Reanimation
Before continuing, it may be
important to discuss the source of the reanimation, since this may give us some insights
into what causes the Ama-zombies to function. The explanation was never provided in the
tapes and seminars so it is left to us to come up with some theories. Here are a few
possibilities. Does anyone else have any more ideas? I feel that the best explanation for
the reanimation is the first one.
Dr. Sidney
Schwartz, a AAWS Biochemist proposed various theories as
To the cause for Ama-Zombieism reanimation
An alien virus that came to this planet from outer space, possibly in a meteorite or
comet. Some think if comes from the star chain SA-8 in the Galaxy ADA-MI, 230 million
light years away.
- A man-made virus created in a laboratory that was accidentally released. This is based
upon the fact the early sightings of Ama-zombies were first see in the upper Midwest of
the United States. CDC reports believe it comes from Michigan.
- An attempt at biological warfare that went drastically wrong.
- A large scale radioactive or chemical leakage.
- Judgement Day - punishment by God.
- The destruction by NASA of one of its probes to Venus? The probe was found to be
carrying a strange radiation with it.
How Does An
Ama-zombie Function
The question then becomes; "how do the
Ama-zombies function?" What allows them to defy the laws of nature by remaining
unprofitable and "Showing The Plan" for so long a time without decaying,
going broke and reverting into losers? What causes them to desire to Show The Plan to
everyone they meet?
We have already read in the medical journals, "Dawn of the Ambots",
written by Dr. Sidney with the other AAWS scientists, that they have been trying to answer
this very question. Dr. Sidney proposes that the Ambot virus has recently mutated itself
into the newly discovered Quick Star virus. This leads to a mutation of the Ama-zombie in
to a Quixzombie. CDC reports, confirmed by LWL, says the new Quick Star virus to have
almost the same effects on humans as the Ambot virus that plagues the Ama-zombies.
Quixzombies vehemently deny that their affliction has any similarities to that which
affects the Ama-zombies.
Stereo Isometric Viruses
Despite overwhelming evidence from
the LWL and the CDC, who have logically and rationally debated that the Quick Star Virus
is just a stereo isometric metamorphism of the Ambot virus, Quixzombies deny any
relationship what so ever to Ama-zombies. The Quick Star virus was rumored to be from
Delaware, but additional data point to the fact that it also comes from the Grand Rapids
area of Michigan.
The Quixstar virus is unique in that it can infect biological systems as
well as computer systems. The Quixtar virus has mutated so that it is easily transmitted
over the Internet. Doomsdayers predict that the end of the world will come on 9/1/99 when
the preprogrammed virus springs to life and is allowed to infect everyone like the normal
Ambot virus.
In the next update I will try to provide my theory. If you have any ideas, please email
me.
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Why Do
Ama-zombies Crave Tapes and Seminars
Ama-zombies
waiting for the next
$175 motivational seminar
DexterY@Quixnet.com has put forward an idea for
this: "An Ama-zombie listens
to tapes and goes to functions not because they are needed for him to make money in his
Amway/Quixtar business, but because we told them that this System was the only way to
their success as Ama-zombies." (And we make lots of money selling them
the stuff)
But why would this action be needed if it contributed to distributor un-profitability
and huge tax losses? I think it is because, tapes and seminars keep their bodies from
decaying. They rejuvenate their bodies, since the brain is not functioning rationally and
logically. This is probably as good an explanation as you are going to find. Maybe the
force that animates the dead bodies somehow utilizes tapes and seminars to assist in
maintaining their bodies. An Ama-zombie can exist with its internal organs removed. Fresh
human prospects, positive cash flow, or even profits could not be essential components
since they can go months without victimizing a new Ama-zombie, and years with negative
cash flow, and business losses. Without its brain, how else it would be able to process
the repetitive mindless dribble from the 1000's of tapes they have and not go crazy?
RichDV@Quixscam.con writes this: "Just
like I wrote in my book, Compassionate Zombieism, page 23", "Of course, there
is a danger here. Along the way Ama-Zombies may envision scenarios that are unrealistic,
like making a profit, being rich, and giving up their jobs. I would love to sing like
Pavarotti or pass like Joe Montana or shoot like magic Johnson, write like Toni Morrison,
or make as much money on tapes as Dexter Y does. It is real important Ama-Zombies get
regular reality checks from those of their former lives whom they used to love and trust.
With the current AMO Zomboid modeled business System where Ama-zombies spend more on
tapes, books, and motivational seminars than their own distributorship generates in sales,
let alone, gross profit, it is unrealistic to think any of them will ever report a profit.
On occasion unrealistic dreams become obsessive and need a counselor's help": Rich
More information coming in the next updates....
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