A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far,

Far Away...              

It is a period of falling sales.

Rebel Websites have exposed the

conduct and unprofitable business models

of the Ampire and the unethical Imperial AQMO

systems. Darth Yager and the Ampire have declared a

legal war against the independent Rebel Websites, which

have exposed the ways of the dark side of the system. Construction

of the giant Dex-Star is nearly complete. The Ampire makes

one last ditch effort to rid Cyberspace of the independent rebel

sites before the Dex-Star is fully operational.

Cyberspace watches. Will free speech survive?...........

The Cast

Amperor Van Andel - Founder of the Ampire

Darth Yager -
Creator of the Dark side of the System

Jabba "the Britt" - Powerful Leader of the
Britt World Wide Galaxy System

Select Scenes

The Dex-Star during construction.

Powered by twin reactors from Microsoft and IBM.

Its goal: to control all E-commerce in Cyberspace.

The Rebel sites must be shut down before the defenseless Dex-Star is crippled.

Darth Yager surveys the damage to his downline after
one of them stumbled into a Rebel Website.
Lord Yager must take action before it is too late.

Princess Ruth is confronted with claims of
conspiracy with the P & G alliance.

Darth Yager threatens Princess Ruth with a Subpoena droid.

Darth Yager enforces a "personal subpoena"
on a confederate Website owner.

A downline Diamond questions his Lordship's methods.

Commander Lorencz strangled to death
by the Dark side of the System

Rebel Website owners journey to Star cluster ADA-MI
to give their depositions in the P & G conspiracy case.

An IBO (Intergalactic Business Operator) (right) inadvertently
prospects a Rebel Website owner in a Barnes and Nobel book store
coffee shop. The Rebel prepares his truth Blaster by his side.

Darth Yager attempts to seduce a Rebel Website
owner with the profits from the dark side.

Later, back on the Dex-Star 

Ambot droids gather for a motivational rally by the Amporer himself.

The "Goad Heads", a favorite group at the Imperial
AQMOs seminars, play their latest tunes.

Taking a long awaited break during Lord
Yager's motivational seminar.

An IBO attempts to retail one of his many extra
Robot-Cleartrak Vacuum systems.

Every IBO dreams of an Intergalactic cruise on the
Ampire's "Enterprise-555" private yacht.

The Ampire sends out Search Engine droids to scan
Cyberspace for more Rebel Websites.