The Proper techniques to use for a successful
"Perfect Water" Tip Test
Become a Grand Master at "IBO  Tipping"!
snakeoilman1.jpg (15578 bytes)Well folks I was intrigued to say the least by the circus act Amway distributors are performing all over the country right now.  If you search youtube.com you will find a whole host of videos dedicated to the tip test, which shows the miraculous benefits of the "Perfect water" with Molecular Bonded Oxygen!   The weather was pretty pitiful here in Germany today, and I could not ride my bicycle, so I decided to learn the fine art of "IBO tipping", not to be confused with cow tipping,  by analyzing the various tubevideos on the subject.  After watching the videos and looking at the stances the Amway distributor takes with his "victim", you too can learn the fine art of giving your prospect the impression that "perfect water" really has magical powers to help improve your balance and flexibility.

Of all the videos I saw WWDB diamond David Shores, and a fellow mechanical engineer, uses the best technique.   Mr. Shores's Mechanical Engineering degree did not go to waste after all.  Here, David clearly shows the proper technique to tip his victim at the beginning, and then support them after drinking the Amway miracle water.    In all the following shots the picture on the left is before the drinking of the miracle water, and the photo on the  right is after drinking the miracle water.

David shows perfectly here that before the victim drinks the miracle water, he must keep his distance and try to pull the hand of the victim away from their leg, to create a moment to knock the victim off balance.  Notice how his legs are straight in the before-photos.    In the after-photos, notice how David leans into the victim and becomes essentially part of the support system to keep the victim from tipping to one side.  See his bent knee leaning into his victim?   In the after-case it is very important to not let the victim's hand move away from their leg to create that first moment to throw them off balance. The secret here is to get the applied force away from the victim's body and not into it. 

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The Dan Yen videos also demonstrate the proper technique for giving the illusion that the Amway miracle water is responsible for the victim not tipping.  Here Dan Yuen's guy pulls his victim's arms ever so slightly from their legs.   After the miracle water is taken, he noticeably leans into his victim, creating a supporting effect and keeping the applied force as close to the victim's body as possible.  Distance is kept when you want to tip the victim.

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In the Fenton video it was pretty obvious to see the victim pushed forward  by the shoulder of  Norm Kizirian(?).

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Jimmy Head perfectly demonstrates bug_video.gif (383 bytes) the importance of getting the hand away from the victims leg and pulling it towards him.   After the miracle water was taken, the force applied magically applied downward into the leg of the victim and not away from the leg as in the beginning.     

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Se here how the hand is separated from the leg for the picture on the left?    See how the IBO on the right becomes part of the structure to keep the victim from tipping?

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See the hand separate from the leg?   It is obvious that this poor guy (he said he had cerebral palsy) is being supported by the Amway distributor. 

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Obviously this group was not taught the proper techniques for the trick.    In both cases the IBO pulls the victim's arm from the leg and tips the victim despite having drunk the miracle water.

You guys need more practice!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I mentioned previously that the stretching is most likely conditioned after the first round.   But if that doesn't get the results you need,  then secretly bending your knees the second time after drinking the miracle water will give the appearance that your flexibility increased!  Make sure if they do the "touch your toes" test that they do if from the side and not facing you.  A little bit of knee bend makes all the difference in the world   Do not let them do it facing you.

So if you are asked to take the tip test, don't let the IBO touch anything other than your hand.  He should not touch you with is arm or his shoulder.  Do not let him force your hand into your leg, if he pulled your hand away from your leg before you drank the water.